Hey, welcome to my site! Just a bit of warning: there are animated images, some foul language, and occasional depictions of violence. Nothing too heavy, I promise! Might be a good idea if you're at least the age of 14-16, just in case.

This website probably doesn't look good if you're browsing on a mobile device. Just a warning, that is beyond my control as an amateur coder.

If you understand the risks and want to continue, go right ahead! I'm not responsible for any physical and emotional distress from this point on.

Please be safe. Seriously.